White House Possibly In the Future

White House Possibly in the Future When my wife had looked at her clock She was in a complete state of shock Seemed like the usual same old song I again had been sleeping all day long. After I finally found myself wide awake Another nice nap I did decide to take Which was restful, peaceful and sublime That it had lasted until supper time. Wrote this poem somewhere in between And was never sure what it may mean When the sun down soon started to creep I again fell into one more very deep sleep. Discovered that I had slept for forty years And when all my hopes along with the fears Were waiting there ready for me to greet What should I do with them after I meet? My destiny tried to choose and was picking And I ended up doing was some politicking That to do it all I had carefully planned for When some said seven add ad to four score. Which had been how many years ago it was To memorize address in school everyone does (Or else you wouldn't find your way home.) And not only that I have heard some say It all occurred in Gettysburg good old PA. Imagine me marrying a good looking babe Actually married none other than Honest Abe And when we had looked at her picture again Not only was she ugly but worse then sin. Her ugliness caused bark to fall off of trees For the whole winter were in a deep freeze When all of the frozen water saw her face It all melted and ran all over the place. After we then had gone on a real long hike To see what new first lady would look like Abe was killed and Congress gave their consent For his ugly wife to be the next new President. Due to her lack of beauty we were thrown back Then we heard someone else making a wisecrack God had visited Congress and He was hinting Next women in White House should be a Clinton. It have been a pleasant, nice day and also very Which was on twentieth day of merry January And adorable Hillary came to enter the scene Now in new year of twenty and seventeen. You will have to check out my math for me. Also, can you actually believe that I wrote all of this? James Thesarious Hilarious Horn