Where's My Zippo?

I have a personlized Zippe lighter- and it is quite unique Has cyanide capsules attached For those dummies that so seek to die in pain, to grasp for air And are in a hurry too... They say when you take cyanide you turn a very blue I guess we should sell guns to children Free with a candy bar... That'll show the world Just how stupid we still are... And each kindergarten lunch box, Come packaged with some gin We don't seem to have much common sense And that really is a sin... As for me, I'll go on driving drunk with blindfold pulled down I want so much to fit in to be another clown Oh, yes, let's not forget Alligators in our pools Just another indication Just how much we are fools! for Shar