Where Can I Steal Stuff

If I were a thief who would I rob first? Would I run to the rich houses? What would be the point? They would grab me and throw me in the pokey Before I broke their windows. So would I go to the middle class people’s houses? What would I steal? If I took the X-boxes and Playstations, I would only be hurting children. Do I want to hurt children? What about church? That is where people are the most trusting. If I was a thief I would rob people at church. I would go through their pockets When their coats are hanging in the anteroom during their worship service. I would sit in a pew and wait for an old lady sitting near me to sing with her hymnal. I would hear my grandmother’s voice And I would be ashamed. Okay, church is out. What about the poor people? They have something right? Forget it. I will keep stealing at school. It really is the best place.