When You Are Dressed Like Santa

When you are dressed as Santa The only way to convince your children is to BE Santa If you go about doing all the things you usually do Sitting in your favorite recliner Scratching your left ankle Winking at your wife Asking for a second chocolate chip cookie Dunking that cookie into your hot cocoa three times How do you expect to be convincing? Do not be tempted to be yourself When you are dressed as Santa Be him.