When Toileta Goes To Town

Toileta rolls into town on roller skates With one thing on her mind… Water Spun in one direction going down She keeps her mouth wide open In hopes of finding lovers passing by Young men make her blush If more than one she has to flush Wearing only a porcelain smile Flies enter thinking this is breakfast It is wise to close your trap when gliding down the highway At the restaurant she requires a private room Leaves the seat down when she sits Meditates on it Which is a common practice in the district that she's in It is her duty when nature calls to follow protocol Something is in the air when she is finished It is not Spring When Toileta goes to town she really goes The room needs a disinfectant And so does she so don't forget it