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When Mary Jo Yells Timber

Mary Jo's from the country, a real backwoods lass Chops wood like a lumberjack they're not in her class When Tot yells timber You'd better be limber Better run, don't stand there like a silly old ass © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 3/11/2015 11:40:00 AM
Love your Limerick tribute to Mary Jo!!! She's one of a kind...a country girl like country boy me. She can be kind, romantic and passionate. // By the way, Jack...Callus is pronounced 'oose' as in Mary Jo Hoose!:)) ...but not as in 'goose'!!:))
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/11/2015 2:16:00 PM
And here we were worrying about rhyming with Call'us' as in phallus! LOL Isn't Mary Jo a hoot!!! Cheers, Jack
Date: 3/11/2015 10:09:00 AM
WOW! Santa Jack is turning into the Limerick King... Plus he knows everyone and every thing... I'd better beware... I have no time to spare... I've got to hurry and read all that he brings.
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Carol Eastman
Date: 3/11/2015 12:45:00 PM
Darn! There goes our fun!
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Carol Eastman
Date: 3/11/2015 12:44:00 PM
Darn! There goes our fun!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/11/2015 10:18:00 AM
Mary Jo is a real sweetheart through and through! Don't think I'll EVER post 10 in one day again! Yikes! xxx
Date: 3/10/2015 6:15:00 PM
Mary Jo was from Kalamazoo/ Where men are men and the girls are too/ Don't give any sass/ To that little lass/ Or she'll tear you an butthole brand new
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2015 6:26:00 PM
Love it Roy!!! You is an official master limerick type person extraordinaire! LOL Congratulations!
Date: 3/10/2015 4:31:00 PM
lol I bet Mary Jo could cut the logs with her lovely smile:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2015 4:37:00 PM
She's a very loving passionate lady... I love her! Hugs, Jacko xxx

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