when is he going to wake up

daughter's college roommate said I hope this is not rude. But I never eat anything except for hole food. I assured her it was no problem if that is all she ate. I made a grocery list immediately, and it was rather great donuts in strawberry, chocolate too They had the best holes, through and through. Onion rings naturally, with extra salt. I decided also to add a caramel chocolate malt I know it does not have a hole, but the straw does right? I planned the best hole foods all day and night. She did not say the holes had to be round. So I bought the perkiest pretzels that could be found. I added a bundt cake and angel food cake too. I was excited to meet this hole-eating food guru