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What's Your Pick Up Line

Let's try to be funny, we're not being mean Was your daddy a baker? ................cause You got the best set of buns I have ever seen . How about some fries baby, you got some shake, Add a cherry to my cream and see what we can make Baby you're like a hot burning candle Once you get going you're too hot to handle If I said you were like a magazine, would that be too bold, I know you got issues, but you're hot, like a centerfold Is that a mirror, you got in that dress? Cause I see myself in it, I do confess Baby, Don't you know what you do to me, I'm beating like a drum, I'll let you play my harmonica if you know just how to hum. Darling oh darling, don't get me all wrong I'd tell you that ***** joke...but it's way too long A wink, a smile, buy them a beer or some wine Nothing starts the conversation off better Than a funny little.............. pick up line If you're out tomorrow, next week, or tonight Use one of these beauties to your dates delight

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 9/15/2014 9:13:00 PM
And I wonder why I am single!!!! LOL
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Tim Smith
Date: 9/15/2014 10:21:00 PM
Lol....yep we all wonder
Date: 9/15/2014 9:12:00 PM
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 9/15/2014 9:33:00 PM
Me too, I am such a card!
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/15/2014 9:30:00 PM
Thats' my favorite game! :)
Date: 9/15/2014 9:12:00 PM
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z
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Date: 9/15/2014 9:11:00 PM
Honey your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business
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Date: 9/15/2014 9:08:00 PM
If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?
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Date: 9/15/2014 9:07:00 PM
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
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Casarah Nance
Date: 9/15/2014 9:10:00 PM
Oh I love this one!
Date: 9/15/2014 9:06:00 PM
I cant resist sorry If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
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Tim Smith
Date: 9/15/2014 10:34:00 PM
Some real classics....I had a book given to me one year called bathroom classics....had a bunch of these in them....all bathroom humor....thanks for adding
Date: 9/15/2014 8:06:00 PM
Here are some pick up lines that I won't bother to rhyme. Has any body ever told you that you would look great in white because I have some white sheets at home you would look great in. Do you believe in love at first sight because if you don't I can walk in again.
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Date: 9/15/2014 8:02:00 PM
Great piece. I forget to check in on you two. Sorry!
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Date: 9/15/2014 5:22:00 PM
You be the paper and I'll be the pen and let us see what kind of poetry we can come up with.
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Date: 9/15/2014 5:15:00 PM
There you go Tim - you wrote them - now use them!!!! You forgot 'heaven must be missing an angel because you are here next to me' :-)hugs jan XXX
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 9/15/2014 9:03:00 PM
My girlfriend keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewellery ads circled.....I got the hint. for her birthday she is getting a magazine rack!!!
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 9/15/2014 9:00:00 PM
LOL I tried that line at a magazine shop "You sure have a nice rack here lady"
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2014 5:31:00 PM
LOL :-) Hugs Jan xx
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Ct Duet
Date: 9/15/2014 5:25:00 PM
:) If I said you had nice rack would you hold it against me :) hugs Tim

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