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What's In the Boot of the Car

Being stuck in a traffic jam I was shocked to see A sticker in the window of a car in front of me: It held a lurid message Of dark and deep despair; Ex husband locked in the boot Open it if you dare. I laughed a bit, then paused for thought! What if it really were true, How do I know theres nothing there? If I did, What would I do? I decided I would follow her Then take a peek inside' After all you don’t post a note Of what you wish to hide! I opened the boot cautiously And much to my surprise! A jack-in-the-box sprung out and hit me between the eyes. I now know why the boots are up In the car sales sites I pass: It confirms no husbands are in them Who’ve been poisoned shot or gassed. Robert Cartwright-Davidson (RabCD)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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Date: 1/20/2023 4:32:00 AM
Just dropping back by some of the poems I faved a long time ago. Sara
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Date: 9/30/2011 10:51:00 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Robert. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:04:00 PM
Congrats Robert on a wonderful win with this fantastic poetry luv..
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:47:00 PM
Thanks very much Linda you're to kind. Robert
Date: 7/16/2011 3:38:00 AM
congratulations on your win here Robert
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Date: 7/15/2011 8:46:00 PM
haha, very funny, Robert. I never heard it called a boot before! Congrats on your win. and I learned something new today!
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Date: 7/15/2011 12:52:00 PM
I always wondered why the hoods of cars were kept up in the car lots. Thanks for solving that mystry for me. Mike
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Date: 7/15/2011 8:53:00 AM
Congrats on your win,Robert.
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Date: 7/15/2011 7:24:00 AM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of P.D., Robert
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Date: 7/15/2011 5:11:00 AM
Congratulations on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest Robert. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/14/2011 10:31:00 PM
Robert, Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d
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Date: 7/14/2011 9:19:00 PM
Congrats Robert on your great big win in PD's funny poem contest with this awesome fun poem luv..
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Date: 8/26/2009 4:57:00 AM
Love the humor. Goes in my favs. Sara
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