What's In a Name

The Non-Sublimininal Criminal High Priest of Hypocrisy The Diplomat of Draft Dodgery The Great Example of Paying Test-Takers The LoudMouth of Wealthy Fakery The Main Proof of Miseducation The Nanocrat of Non-Payment Potentate of *********** Sultan of **** Patronage The Grand Probah of PooPoo The Big Wheel of Blather And Salesman of Bull-puckey High Lama of Skullduggery The Master Purveyor of Inaccuracies The Pride of Misrepresentation The Scion of Misdirection and Nepotism The Black Knight of Spite Grand Lizard of Hate and Bigotry The Fometer of Torment Master of Catastrophe The Master of the Quick Disaster The Worshipper of War by Proxy Lover of Lies and Liars The Promises of Pusillanimity The Handmaiden of Bribery Worshipper of Massive Greed The Purchaser of Fake News The Dandy with Unseen Clothes The Undead Ghost of the Capitol The Horrible Haunt of the Presidency Embodiment of Embracement The Shamelessness of Gross Shuckers.