What I Love About the South

It ain't the pork, it ain't the beans It ain't the mustard on saltines It ain't the redneck social scenes I love about the south It ain't the ice cold sweet southern tea It ain't the way that we say please It ain't the way we lemon squeeze I love about the south It ain't the perfect slice of pecan pie It ain't the wink in the bullfrog's eyes It ain't the fireflies that light the night I love about the south It ain't the way we say yes ma'am When you visit Alabam It ain't the attitude of yes we can I love about the south It ain't the way that we say ya'll With the syrupy sweet southern draw No it ain't none of that at all I love about the south It's the crisp clear starry nights Through the shifting shadows of the loblolly pine As I stand here with your hand in mine I love about the south Just the fact that you are here And that I can hold you near As I hear you call me dear I love about the south I actually love everything about the South.....