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What Happened Last Night

I woke up under a car tire Man what a night that must've been because my head feels like it’s on fire I wish I could remember what I did I felt like I was trying to remember something from when i was a little kid It's all blurry So I just lay here petting this dead squirrel which is pretty furry I wish I could get this tire off of me! Then a cop walked by and he handed me a fee And then just walked away If I could get out of here id so make him pay! For this dang fee here I swear I need some beer! This sucks so bad I must've drank something bad last night, I wish I knew what I had... I tried to grab my phone but my arms are stuck too! Only if there was something to do But I can't think of anything Absolutely nothing! And then the car started to move I felt like I was being stomped by a horse's hoof Then the back tire hit my head and everything went black Last thing I remember is the tire braking my back I don't know what happened after that but I couldn't feel nothing especially my side I’m no expert but I think i died....

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 5/31/2016 2:10:00 PM
You are obviously deliriously insane Mr Trash Boat...Delightfully so! A seven for a refreshingly different approach...You mad thing you! My best regards. :) john
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Trash Boat
Date: 9/5/2017 7:11:00 AM
You're obviously really sexy John ;), why don't you come over to my house John you mad thing you ;).
Date: 5/12/2016 12:51:00 PM
Haha, the last line is funny, I liked it. You're alive an your nice poem, too!
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Trash Boat
Date: 9/5/2017 7:13:00 AM
Thanks you sexy beast
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Black Matta
Date: 5/12/2016 12:51:00 PM
and*
Date: 5/11/2016 10:53:00 AM
Squirrel dead meat, me o my!
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Trash Boat
Date: 9/5/2017 7:14:00 AM
Gerald in my bed, me o my!
Date: 5/5/2016 8:33:00 AM
A bit of entertaining dark humour.
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Trash Boat
Date: 9/5/2017 7:15:00 AM
I wrote it just for you ;)

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