What Children Say

It's very true you never know When they will make a fool of you Imagine the scene was in the local church The priest was enthuising about It being Harvest Festival time He spots young Mali walking down the aisle Dressed in a lovely shiny blue dress Carrying a trug of fruit and veg for the festival Smiling and looking like an angel Here comes Mali looking gorgeous Bends to take the trug off her whispers quietly, Mali you look really beautiful The dress is so perfect for you, When clearly into the hidden mic A sweet little voice said “My mother says it’s a bugger to iron” The congregation were convulsed with laughter except for one red faced woman who wished the floor would open up