Werewoman of Brooklyn

When the moon is full I show a certain inclination It’s way worse than PMS A truly hairy situation My fur’s soft as silk I get a bit hirsute Me and others of my ilk Are in wolfish pursuit Ahh – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn I’m a lady lycanthrope But I’ll rip out your throat Ah – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn I’ll fulfill your dreams If you don’t mind a few screams It’s true I’ll tear you up If you dare cross me An alpha female Ain’t no one can boss me Me and my weregirls Hang out at Brighton Beach Go moonbathing at midnight Attack anyone within reach Ahh – Ooooooh – Werewomen of Brooklyn From Flatbush to Cozine Prospect Heights to Fort Greene Ahh – Ooooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn Yeah, we’re representin’ No intention of repentin’ I have a special someone My friends say it’ll never work I should stick to my own kind And while I know I really oughta She’s Dracula’s daughter Her love bites are so fine! Ahh – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn I’m a lady lycanthrope But I’ll rip out your throat Ah – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn I’ll fulfill your dreams If you don’t mind a few screams For Carol Brown's Funny Spooks Contest