Welcome To the Funny Farm

Beware of wolves in sheepskins My what clever wolves I wonder if the sheep could pass as wolves Perhaps they could go to Wolves R Us I've heard of a Fox in a Hen House I wonder if a Hen ever visits a Fox House Who was the idiot that let the Bull loose The china shop will never be the same I also wonder why so many Bull remain Especially with all the politicians shooting Bull I was so busy I had no time to get ready for my trip So I invited a pack Rat over to help get me organized My house boat started to sink and he was the first to leave It started to rain Cats and Dogs I think I need a better umbrella He told me I could get there as the crow flies I think he lied, my arms are tired and I'm still here I thought I would become my own boss This Monkey Business is tougher than I expected My inventory is eating up all my profits All my clothing shrank when I came in from the rain I have to admit I felt a little Sheepish The judge asked him to pronounce his own sentence He asked if he could be Hung like a Horse All my friends call me Eagle Eye I like that so much better than Cyclops I would be much happier if I had two eyes I hope you all enjoyed the trip to the Funny Farm All the animals here are crackers