Wedding Hells
I should have walked away... on our wedding day
Instead of going on parade: our foolish wedding charade
How everyone looked happy, little knowing how crappy
That day was for me, but no-one could see
That when we walked hand in hand to the sound of that band
Down the aisle of the church my heart gave a lurch
As, my poor dear, I was overcome with real fear,
With our futures at stake we were making a mistake
Making promises so cheap that we knew we wouldn't keep
Once our families had gone home and we were left on our own
Wondering what the hell we had done; what the hell we'd begun
Because like two fish out of water, like lambs to the slaughter
The impending birth of our child, let our fantasies run wild
We fooled ourselves into believing that the accidental conceiving
Was a blessing in disguise, be it was all delusional lies.
We'd never work as pair; as a team, no matter how hard we dream
It is impossible; we are so wildly incompatible
There is little that we do, that pleases both me and you
Other than what goes on in bed, but that's all-but dead
Since baby-in-waiting put a stop to wild fornicating
So we sit and watch telly, or watch your fat belly
As Baby Girl or Baby Boy: our so-called 'bundle of joy'
Gives you indigestion and flatulence, it's quite an experience,
Spending the evening at home hearing you farting and moan
Is this what 'I do' meant when I said it to you?
No, not for me is this life, my mistake of a wife
I'm sorry I said yes and allowed all this mess
To become such a nightmare I wish I was elsewhere
On my own like before, so I'm walking out of that door
And leaving you behind and if that feels cruel and unkind
Think ahead if you can and try to imagine a man
Who would rather be dead than to ever again share his bed
With a woman he detests and in whom he invests
Not a shred of emotion let alone marital devotion
Answer now honestly, is this who you want me to be?
And what about you, isn't there something better you want, too?
Let's stop kidding ourselves it'll get better and just unfetter
One another from these chains and emotional pains
Let's agree that we tried and that we can no longer hide
From what was obvious at the start: that our marriage had no heart
And seek a divorce which will, of course
Upset nobody, not even us, so there will be little fuss
From your family or from mine, which suits me just fine
And in a few months or a year, trust me my dear
We'll look back on this day and we'll probably say
"It was the best thing to do, for me and for you
Because I have a new life, a new husband-stroke-wife.
You are history now to me, which is the way it should be,
So, good luck and goodbye and for God's sake don't you cry
Because you know that's the only way you're going to get me to stay...
Copyright © Andy Morfett | Year Posted 2016
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