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Wearing Bug Spray In the Winter

They say there is no cure for the common cold or the flu. How do they know? I have just gotten over lying in bed for five days with the flu! I have been a nurse for 24 years and I have a new treatment to try. How about trying bug spray in the winter? I think it just might work! By George, I think I'll give it a try! I mean the CDC says the flu shots went kerplunk this year! I think I will give bug spray a try! The last time I tried bug spray I applied a pretty thick coat of it. It was almost dripping off my skin. Dare a mosquito or even a fly come near me! Nope. Why, they wouldn't even dare try! So the next time the cold and flu season rolls around, I think I will grab my fly swatter and a big can of OFF BUG SPRAY! Maybe I'll even win the Nobel Science Prize! In humor over the misery of all who are suffering at the NWO's flu trails! Including myself! Gwendolen Rix 12-31-14

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