Washer Online

My washer went online today. They say my money's old. I'll have to use my debit card is all that I've been told. I wonder what is coming next. Perhaps I'll browse the net. I'll probably play an MP3 and dance till clothes get wet. I hope it isn't hacked at all. My clothes would suffer much. Those hackers like to rinse all day. and spin for just a touch. The dryer also wants my card. It's friendlier I find. With fewer buttons needing me, to less time that we'll bind. The cycles all but calling me in actions for a chip. To slide my card both in and out, confusing for a trip. And if I go to use a coin, it simply can't be done. My money's all but worthless and the spin has just begun.