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Wanna Touch My Avocados

There once was a filly from Toronto She was cheap but could sure do the mambo Her sales pitch was great Excitement she'd create With her motto, “wanna touch my avocados?” © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 7/19/2015 11:10:00 PM
Niiiice one! ^___^ Always,Laura
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Date: 7/13/2015 11:06:00 PM
He may then have become a felon if he'd made a mad lunge for her melons. Fun write, Jack. Regards, Viv
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/14/2015 1:50:00 PM
LOL Thanks my friend! Jack
Date: 7/13/2015 1:09:00 PM
Don't think they'd call mine avocados OR tomatoes any more... They'd just RUN! Quick Dragon... catch em! or is that sic em... AWWW... Just joking... Don't have to worry guys... My Hubby just told me he likes my flat tires... just the way they are! Thank goodness... and Amen!
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Date: 7/14/2015 1:49:00 PM
"Flat tires" are good too! LOL My first wife Linda was a 30B!!! Love, Jack xxx
Date: 7/13/2015 11:51:00 AM
made me giggle Jack:-) hugs jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/14/2015 1:47:00 PM
Mission accomplished! Hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 7/13/2015 10:18:00 AM
Maybe your Avocado Jack but not hers!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/14/2015 1:47:00 PM
Love touching avocados!!! It makes tingle in certain regions of my body!!! HooHaa! Love, Jackson xxx

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