Wake Up, Chicago
Wake up, Chicago, before it's too late
Murders are rising at an alarming rate
Multiple car-jackings every day
We're a criminal's paradise -- hey, hey!
As for classroom education, give me a break
The teachers just told the students, 'Go jump in the lake'
They're 'ready to report' when every last teacher and kid gets the vaccine
If I weren't so polite, I'd call that demand 'freaking obscene'
Population's racing for the exits, more folks every day
Why stay in a city where crime always pays
The downtown's a ghost-town, which means less revenue
Increasing the tax burden on 'lifers' like me and you
Well, now that I've introduced you to my hometown
I'll tell you the problem that's really the big one
All the restaurants, bars and clubs are tightly locked down
~ You'll have to hit the tattoo parlors* to have any fun
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*In its infinite wisdom the government has kept tattoo parlors open (!)
throughout the pandemic, as 'essential services' (!), while imposing
draconian restrictions and lockdowns on restaurants, clubs, gyms,
small businesses, and other assorted victims of 'the Chicago Way.'
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2021
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