W T F

W T F Let’s imagine somebody naive as they can be. What might they imagine when WTF they see? For someone on a diet could it mean “Withhold the Fat?” “Wash the Fridge” perhaps? My mom would think of that! A girl into clothing could suppose WTF means “Wear Trendy Fashion.” “Wear Tight Footwear” no one though could think and have compassion. “Wash Tired Feet” might someone think? Or “Warm the Feet” after time in snow? “Wrap the Fracture.” Is that done? I’m not sure that I know! “Warm the Furnace”? That sounds lame. “Woo The Folks” could be a slogan for politicians who can’t get to ME! “Whack the Fiend.” I like that. And “Whack the Fibber,” but “What‘s the fuss?” sounds better. than “Walk the Feline”. . . . What? “Whip the Flesh” works for sadists. Could “Wave the Fists” sound cool? I like “Welcome Tiny Folks” for a nursery school. Just a few more. How about “Wake the Family”? Watch the Fuel” also works in this economy. Finally, when I think of N/A’s from a judge, if I feel my poem is really good, I murmur “What the (bleeping bleeping) Fudge.”