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Voices In My Head

Silliness reigns in my heart today Need to share it, that's pretty plain Everything seems to be coming my way Must be in the oncoming lane This one seems quite appropriate today Never die for your beliefs There's a good chance you could be wrong It's over, no chance for reprise They say “he who laughs last laughs best” I say that “he” just didn't get it Constipated people just don't give a crap Pretty uptight you could bet on it The sex we had last night was so good Even the neighbours lit a cigarette Now that's so utterly ridiculous my friends Had their ears against the wall, I bet You're just jealous coz those voices I hear Have chosen to speak only to me Happiness is having a very close-knit family Permanently residing in another city Okay enough, is enough, is enough Well just one more, then promise to end it To tell the truth I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every damn minute of it © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 11/4/2013 3:02:00 AM
Church people? Ugh ... Made me laugh. An entertaining read my friend
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/4/2013 5:12:00 AM
Happy to provide a few giggles my friend! Hus, Jack xox
Date: 11/3/2013 10:59:00 PM
Absolutely loved this one!!!! Are you David Suzuki? LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/4/2013 5:15:00 AM
OKAY the jig is up... I AM David Suzuli! LOL Please keep it a secret!
Date: 11/3/2013 5:26:00 PM
This is a hilarious write my friend! I especially loved this one particular line, "Constipated people just don't give a crap" so true my friend, in that special sort of way ;) I really enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this evening! You have certainly put a smile on my face Jack! What a wonderful piece, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/3/2013 6:18:00 PM
Had my silliness hat on for this one eh! Have a great upcoming week! Cheers!
Date: 11/3/2013 2:08:00 PM
Oh Kenny....Even in your silliness you are adorable...I worry about my neighbors too...For the same reasons....;-) That is a TRUE story...hugs....
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 11/3/2013 2:20:00 PM
Hugsss.....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/3/2013 2:14:00 PM
We are fortunate souls that can claim insanity! LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/3/2013 2:13:00 PM
Rambunctiousness can lead to this phenomenon!!! But it IS entertaining for them AND you!!! LOL Miss Boop... I adore you! Big huggeroonies, Kenny xoxoxx
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 11/3/2013 2:10:00 PM
PS...insanity helps...We always have a good excuse. ;-)
Date: 11/3/2013 1:41:00 PM
Heh.Heh Gotta love it! And I did. Whimsical and down to earth witticisms put a smile on my puss and laughter in my belly. Humor. Almost a lost art. Almost, but you still carry the torch.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/3/2013 1:54:00 PM
In my silly mood today... glad it gave you a chuckle or two! Thanks for dropping by my friend! Cheers!
Date: 11/3/2013 9:41:00 AM
I meant everything that you write, I enjoy. :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/3/2013 10:03:00 AM
LOL Kinda figured that's what you meant!!! Thank you sweet lady! Hugs xoxox
Date: 11/3/2013 9:40:00 AM
I truly enjoy everything that you read Jack, you really make my day, great poem, and as usually I got some chuckles out of it. You're awesome.
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Date: 11/3/2013 9:03:00 AM
HA!!! Yes!!! Cherish who we are, no matter what the other voices say. ;-)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/3/2013 9:06:00 AM
LOL I do, I do... but those voices can be quite entertaining at time! Have a Souper day!
Date: 11/3/2013 8:56:00 AM
My voices aren't crazy... they're family... My son is back for the weekend from Kansas City... He causes soooo manyyy problems... Got a new phone and changed all our paperwork on the family plan... Actually, maybe that's not so bad... He'll get all the family's phone bills... Naw! He probably wouldn't pay them... Dumb kid! ... However I wouldn't miss the phone... Know it'd drive him crazy... LOL... This is getting better and better the more I think about it.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/3/2013 9:01:00 AM
Ain't life fun! Kids can cause a bunch stuff but what would we do without 'em!!!! Hugs from Canada! xoxox

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