Vlad and Don, a Love Story

Vladimir oh Vladimir, Thanks for the hack Put me in front and Hillary back I owe you my amazing win For you I’ll do anything Vladimir oh Vladimir, you pull my strings For you I can do so many things You have something on me, yes its true Lets keep it a secret between me and you Vladimir oh Vladimir, Be my best friend Bffs to the bitter end I won bigly with you, so all my thanks Now teach me how to roll the tanks Vladimir oh Vladimir, So strong and powerful, you’re my kind of guy Your enemies all seem to mysteriously die You and I don’t have to fight We both know that might makes right Vladimir oh Vladimir, Teach me how you silence opposition so I can do it from my White House position crybaby losers, my boot on their head I’ll mock them by twitter as I crush them dead Vladimir oh Vladimir, how many journalists did you kill that would give me such a thrill Send bannon out as my murderous attendant Bury them all with their first amendment Vladimir oh Vladimir, come real close but don’t poison me with a lethal dose like that guy from the KGB You put plutonium in his tea Vladimir oh Vladimir, so-called judges might tell me no then checks and balances got to go Congress might stop me with laws they pass They’ll burn like the Reichstag, to a heap of ash Vladimir oh Vladimir, We’re like-minded brothers Leading a world of like-minded others We’re leaders in the global fight with our global army that fight for the white