Viva La Zaftig

Models on a runway Look like skeletons in clothes. Skinniness is what’s expected At the fashion shows. So mannequins reflect that trend And thus are thinly shaped, Conforming to how we expect To see their outfits draped. But not in Venezuela Where the mannequins have grown, Presenting bigger boobs and butts Than those before had known. The shoppers want voluptuous So factories complied And Dolly Parton look-alikes Are what they now provide. The stores report that sales are up Since all the clothing racked Is fetchingly displayed up front On mannequins so stacked!