Virgin Boy Eggs

Virgin Boy Eggs (or What I learned on the Web today) Over in Dongyang China A delight awaits your tongue Eggs boiled to perfection In the urine of male young If you find yourself in Dongyang And you’re hungry for a treat And you want to dine like locals On something quite discrete Look for “Virgin Boy Eggs” On the menu where you dine For breakfast or for dinner With fresh milk or with wine They’re said to have a salty taste They’re said to be good for you Improving circulation And simply just restore you But I’m a picky eater And when it comes to eggs I like mine salt and peppered Nothing from between boy’s legs But I wouldn’t dare begrudge you This Chinese delicacy You just might find these boiled eggs Fit you to a “P”