Victoria's Secret Well Kept

Victoria’s Secret Well Kept By Elton Camp Those pictures of sexy lingerie Women is intended to betray Come buy here and look like this They imply to each passing miss Women like those are very rare It’s why their pictures are there Women’s fantasies to inspire Marketers never seem to tire To look that sexy and cute It puts women into pursuit Real women whom men admire Don’t need such garb to inspire There’s no need to look divine Ordinary appearance is just fine Men look, but don’t highly rate Such a wife would intimidate If my wife looked like that dame She might be hunting another name A regular wife will surely do For I’m ordinary looking too