Verizon Router Won'T Connect To Internet Blues

Verizon router won't connect to internet blues (alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble telecommunications gone south). Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst after words which, I gotta quench mine thirst whereby think Botox lips zipped and pursed hence impossible linkedin mission Mary Jane and Buster Brown kisser darn it result socked hermetically resigned, resealed and cursed. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Atheistic credo fuels (fossil) jeremiad ordaining undevout finds me cybersurfing phishing for poetic effort to tout March sixth tooth house sand twenty two presents reasonable rhyming lit writ scout herewith risk averse longfellow on his figurative er... route along information superhighway. Netizen (generic and garden variety) Cain not, nor able to don virtualtourist Lausanne guise, nor Kiev hen twitter among Ukraine literati earlier today (aforementioned date) afflicting me courtesy GMO webbed strain iambic phantom metered node hissing drain analogous to evaporating Lake Pontchartrain. Cuz unwitting byte size complicit accessory ghost haunts micro electronic components machine most culpable, feasible, n invisible Internet Protocol host laryngeal mucous phlegm wreaks (think) burnt toast esophageal acid reflux analogous metaphor, I post downplaying feeling any reason to rhyme or boast spun words masterly sharecropped along east coast. CHORUS: verse one: Now, I gotta cure dem rascally misbehavin data packets between computer blues, cuz internet fixation yaw truly craven lobbying scattershot spewing colorful hell raisin lingo (awk curse) strung expletive epithets extraordinary Luddite across cyberspace will lose. verse two: Hence dial up local kindergartner to troubleshoot while he/she whistles Mozart's The Magic Flute or visit nearest zoo to hire nasty, and shortish brute critical electronic hardware, cuz aye got absolute zero ability and even less legal tender slangy loot thus Internet loper feel handicapped as deaf mute unable to hear auld Donald trumpeting slo vac toot.