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Vampire Etiquette

Vampires in the movies Seem to very neatly suck. If blood is to be seen, it’s on The necks of those they’ve struck. Yet every costumed Dracula Has “blood” dripped on his face, A situation vampires would Perceive as a disgrace. Tonight, as the undead come out To honor Halloween, Observe their faces – not a one Will be blood-free and clean!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 11/3/2014 6:28:00 PM
I once went to a Harry Potter opening, with dozens of people dressed as wizards. Made me feel slightly out of place. Very witty, this piece was - in regards to the number of fake vampires in a theater, it seems a golden opportunity for a real one to make his move!
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Date: 11/1/2014 9:35:00 AM
Such an observation. Your perception's very keen. To notice how the undead on tv are neat and clean. Peace. :)
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Date: 10/31/2014 2:20:00 PM
love the humour here Ilene - great write for Halloween:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/31/2014 11:15:00 AM
I give it a seven, Ilene. Loved it. How fun!
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Date: 10/31/2014 10:21:00 AM
- Ilene, be careful after dark tonight :) - Happy Halloween :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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