Vaction Hell As Far As I Can Tell

Something like this could only ever happen to me I’ve boarded a plane and flown to the wrong country Alitalia decided to strike while we were in mid air That was the end of my first love affair Here in Albania things don’t look great I was always slim but here I've lost weight Managed to get out of this terrible place You should see the colors of the spots on my face I start my vacation at long last I fall in a pot hole and end up in a cast The Italians love me so They’ve stolen my passport and I have nowhere to go.