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EPIDEMIOLOGICAL NAME: Donkey Pox
ORIGIN: First detected in insane asylums and faculty lounges across America.
TRANSMISSION: Pathogen mostly attacks highly sensitive unhinged white cells and is transmitted through direct contact with symptomatic carriers in positions of power and influence. Avoid hot spots primarily in kindergartens; schools; and university campuses. But also abstain from Big Tech; mainstream media; Disney; corporate boardrooms; sports franchises; U.N. councils; radical activist judges; Hollywood; and legislatures in Democrat run cities and states.
ATTENTION: If you are white and virtuous and desperately want the world to know it and feel unfairly privileged and grievously offended on behalf of every person of colour; every minority group; every illegal alien; every killer and rapist in a jail; every countless multiplying gender; every anti-intellectual anti-Christian anti-American social justice extremist; every BLM rioting protestor and cop killer; every misgendered mispronouned snowflake; every deranged climate bedwetter; and for every mother denied a full term abortion or perhaps you just watch The View and MSNBC all day then please be alert to the following signs:-
SYMPTOMS: Hurt feelings and ego fragility
Severe IQ and truth dysfunction
Irrational crying and ranting
Foggy tenuous grasp on reality
Loss of joy and mental function
ASSOCIATED CHRONIC
CONDITIONS: Overwhelming Hate Compulsion
PC Groupthink Indoctrination Fever
Race Baiting Identity Politics Palsy
Violent Mood Swing Psychosis
Fascist Urban Arsonist Addiction
Moral and Intellectual Dysphoria
Gullible Media Delusion Complex
Raving Thunberg Climate Hysteria
Transgender Kid Grooming Mania
Cancel Culture Personality Disorder
Twitter Troll Hypocrisy Impulse
Critical Race Theory Delirium
White Guilt Self-Loathing Trauma
Acute Ginsberg Withdrawal Anxiety
Liberal Bleeding Heart Nausea
Useful Idiot Campus Contagion
Trump Derangement Syndrome
WARNING: If you are symptomatic with any or all of
the above pathologies please get tested
and get your head read.
HIGH RISK: Anarchists, loons, and over-educated
white muppets who hate America.
IMMUNE: All freedom loving patriots who
love God, family, and country!
Copyright © Keith D Trestrail | Year Posted 2022
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