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Urine Flavor Wheel

Urine Flavor Wheel

Urine flavor wheels were once a standard tool
Doctors could either sniff or taste the urine (if both, it’s called a dual)
Then compare what they discovered there on the urine wheel
Even I can’t make this up – the urine wheel was real
Then by the 19th century the practice lost its favor
Chemicals then took the place of the small town doctor’s flavor
Yet some believed the taste test yield far more information
Than any chem analysis performed then in the nation
So at your next appointment ask your doc about it
See if he’ll perform the test.  I’ll bet he says “I doubt it”

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  1. Date: 11/14/2012 6:44:00 PM
    thanks for this strange information but even more for the smile you brought to me at the end!

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 11/15/2012 10:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It is amazing what useless information you can uncover on the internet. Thanks for the comment on my poem. Mike