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Up To Our Ying Yangs

We've got snow up to our ying yangs Where is one's ying yang you might ask It's just above our hoohaws and a bit below our zinkledorfs Also our winklepuss sometimes becomes rigid And doesn't soften up again until late spring What are you thinking, you naughty people How far down is that mind of yours going? You should all be totally ashamed of yourselves What kind of depraved soul do you think I am I'm really just this sweet old grandpa dude! And if you can believe that... !!! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Russell Sivey

Date: 12/15/2014 10:50:00 PM

If you can believe that I've got some ocean front property in Arizona! You want some of that property, I'll sell it to you at a good deal, lol! You sometimes have a dirty mind there Jack! At least it was written nicely and not the bad kind of dirty, it's quite mild, thank goodness! You have written another magnificent poem here my friend! What a fantastic poem, Great Work!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 12/15/2014 9:13:00 AM

Don't worry Jack... it'll shrink in cold water. My Hubby said to say that... LOL. Besides what ice flow are you on? Where ever it is don't go there. It's not worth that spiced eggnog to get wet. We suspicion you've already tapped the Christmas spirits... But too much snow CAN bring the crazy out in the best of us. Right Grandpa Troll? He says he was imbiding in a winter wonderland when he decided that I would get that Dragon egg... And we know how well that turned out! More spiced egg nog any one?

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/15/2014 11:41:00 AM

About the cold water thing... it's true! Haven't touched the Christmas hootch yet! Can you imagine when I do??? XXX