Up To Date Version of An Old Nursery Rhyme Lol

Sings a song of sixpence A pocket full of rye 4 and 20 blackbirds were baked in a pie The king was in the counting house counting out his money The queen was in the pantry eating bread and honey The maid was in the garden pegging out the clothes Along came a blackbird and pecked off her nose Is this how the modern version would be Sing a song for sixpence no chance of that A bread roll full of Turkey not a tart The king was looking for his wallet The queen had taken it to town The maid wanted paying for her services Threatened with a face job if she didn't calm down