UNSCREW

I am feeling fraught, And, stupid too, I don't know what to do. I need to open a screw-top bottle, Which I am about to throttle. Bottle tops and lids on things Also, those with tin pull rings. Exasperate me. I feel useless when I buy Parcel that I can't untie Tags that are too small to see That should open the cling-wrapped purchases easily. To button up a shirt or blouse That used to take seconds It could take hours. Time is of the essence, So it's said Then there is another saying, "You are a long time dead" It must be my thinking that is askew. As I furiously shake the bottle, That I can't unscrew!