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Unicorn Porn

PD, Please don’t be offended by my gift
An Incubus told me you needed it
For nights when you’re alone and bored:
A gigantic, over-sized, unicorn horn!

Black Eyed Susan
Dedicated to PD in honor of her birthday October 7th :)

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 5:42:00 AM
    hilarious Sue congrats on your win Shadow x smile hug

  1. Date: 1/11/2014 6:36:00 PM
    Congrats on your win in this contest,Susan.Nice piece..

  1. Date: 1/11/2014 1:57:00 AM
    Susan, Congratulations:) --- Thank you for supporting the last contest I will host for the time being. Take Care, and enjoy the fun blog, I posted honoring all winning poems.... Blog Called "Unicorn__" ---> Take Care, <3 Always & Forever ~LINDA

  1. Date: 1/11/2014 1:30:00 AM
    I'm dedicating my Unicorn Porn Blog, to you, SUSAN... Stop by and Enjoy.... AND ANSWER MY QUESTION... Unless you don't have an answer.... Congratulations.... Loving always & forever... the Poet Destroyer

  1. Date: 1/11/2014 1:02:00 AM
    Enjoyed the write and congratulations on the win,

  1. Date: 6/16/2013 2:57:00 AM
    Congratulations Susan xx

  1. Date: 6/16/2013 1:36:00 AM
    This is so sweet & lovely poem for our very dear favorite poet & friend Linda. My heartfelt congratulations on your great win my dear friend Susan! Thanks for sharing your awesome write as well. It puts smiles on my face. Have a great & blessed weekend! love and big hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 6/15/2013 4:27:00 PM
    lol, a funny one. S.Ivy

  1. Date: 6/15/2013 12:28:00 PM
    Susan, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Thank you for entering this wonderful loving poem. Thank you for the warm feeling and smiles!!! I posted a sweet blog, to all who took the time in supporting my contest "ALL ABOUT ME..." **YES I SMILE** :-) ..........fav.......... ~xox~ LINDA

  1. Date: 2/13/2013 1:42:00 PM
    Oh my...I did not see that coming...It's awesome

  1. Date: 10/24/2012 11:38:00 AM
    That's not the kind of help I had in mind.

  1. Date: 10/24/2012 9:05:00 AM
    hahahaa, a really funny and entertaining gift for P.D. I hope she liked it! :)

  1. Date: 10/21/2012 8:38:00 AM
    as usually 10 days behind, to see this, Susan, this is a gem, and a deserved winner too....

  1. Date: 10/7/2012 11:51:00 AM
    lol, love this one, Susan. Thanks very much - loved the senryu contest (sorry it's taken so long to respond). Congrats on your wins : )

  1. Date: 10/6/2012 11:12:00 PM
    YAAAAAY, this was probably about my favorite one. Good to see you at first place. Luv, andrea

  1. Date: 10/6/2012 12:20:00 AM
    Many congrats Susan for this wonderful win.

  1. Date: 10/5/2012 1:11:00 PM
    Congratulations on your super win in P.D.'s "Unicorn" contest Susan. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/5/2012 11:21:00 AM
    Congratulations friend Susan for a wonderfully written poem..Cheers!!! (^_^)

  1. Date: 10/5/2012 10:30:00 AM
    Congratulations Susan you have thrown a whole new light as to why she may love them so much ha ha xx

  1. Date: 10/5/2012 9:01:00 AM
    What a hoot! loved it. Lee