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Unicorn Porn

PD, Please don’t be offended by my gift An Incubus told me you needed it For nights when you’re alone and bored: A gigantic, over-sized, unicorn horn! 10/1/12 Black Eyed Susan Dedicated to PD in honor of her birthday October 7th :)

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Shadow Hamilton

Date: 1/12/2014 5:42:00 AM

hilarious Sue congrats on your win Shadow x smile hug

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 1/11/2014 6:36:00 PM

Congrats on your win in this contest,Susan.Nice piece..

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/11/2014 1:57:00 AM

Susan, Congratulations:) --- Thank you for supporting the last contest I will host for the time being. Take Care, and enjoy the fun blog, I posted honoring all winning poems.... Blog Called "Unicorn__" ---> http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_blogs/blog_detail.aspx?PoetID=18720&BlogID=18529 Take Care, <3 Always & Forever ~LINDA

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/11/2014 1:30:00 AM

I'm dedicating my Unicorn Porn Blog, to you, SUSAN... Stop by and Enjoy.... AND ANSWER MY QUESTION... Unless you don't have an answer.... Congratulations.... Loving always & forever... the Poet Destroyer

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 1/11/2014 1:02:00 AM

Enjoyed the write and congratulations on the win,

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 6/16/2013 2:57:00 AM

Congratulations Susan xx

Len Gasun

Date: 6/16/2013 1:36:00 AM

This is so sweet & lovely poem for our very dear favorite poet & friend Linda. My heartfelt congratulations on your great win my dear friend Susan! Thanks for sharing your awesome write as well. It puts smiles on my face. Have a great & blessed weekend! love and big hugs, Leonora

Sandy Ivy D

Date: 6/15/2013 4:27:00 PM

lol, a funny one. S.Ivy

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/15/2013 12:28:00 PM

Susan, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Thank you for entering this wonderful loving poem. Thank you for the warm feeling and smiles!!! I posted a sweet blog, to all who took the time in supporting my contest "ALL ABOUT ME..." **YES I SMILE** :-) ..........fav.......... ~xox~ LINDA

Painted Hunter

Date: 2/13/2013 1:42:00 PM

Oh my...I did not see that coming...It's awesome

The Situation

Date: 10/24/2012 11:38:00 AM

That's not the kind of help I had in mind.

Dinda Minardi

Date: 10/24/2012 9:05:00 AM

hahahaa, a really funny and entertaining gift for P.D. I hope she liked it! :)

Harry Horsman

Date: 10/21/2012 8:38:00 AM

as usually 10 days behind, to see this, Susan, this is a gem, and a deserved winner too....

Jack Horne

Date: 10/7/2012 11:51:00 AM

lol, love this one, Susan. Thanks very much - loved the senryu contest (sorry it's taken so long to respond). Congrats on your wins : )

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/6/2012 11:12:00 PM

YAAAAAY, this was probably about my favorite one. Good to see you at first place. Luv, andrea

Tahera Mannan

Date: 10/6/2012 12:20:00 AM

Many congrats Susan for this wonderful win.

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 10/5/2012 1:11:00 PM

Congratulations on your super win in P.D.'s "Unicorn" contest Susan. Love, Carol

Bukang Liwayway

Date: 10/5/2012 11:21:00 AM

Congratulations friend Susan for a wonderfully written poem..Cheers!!! (^_^)

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 10/5/2012 10:30:00 AM

Congratulations Susan you have thrown a whole new light as to why she may love them so much ha ha xx

Lee Ramage

Date: 10/5/2012 9:01:00 AM

What a hoot! loved it. Lee

Nette Onclaud

Date: 10/5/2012 8:57:00 AM

soo charming,susan... biggg congrats and huggs!..:)

Joann Grisetti

Date: 10/5/2012 8:22:00 AM

Catchu title. or tittle. any way, Congratulations.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/5/2012 7:21:00 AM

Hola, Susan. naughty naughty,,, one can say... but I see nothing but beauty...Congratulations, with my Unicorn Birthday Poem... Ain't I just a greedy one..LOL.. love always~ The Poet Sweet Destroyer ~

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/4/2012 8:30:00 AM

Hi Susan, maybe we should invest in this poem,,, lol..pd

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 10/4/2012 12:16:00 AM

THANKXXX sUSAN FOR MY WIN IN ANY POEM CONTEST LUV .. SURELY DO FEEL HONORED AND BLESSED TO BE AMONG AN ELITE GROUP ..