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Underwear made for a BOY

If you sit tight, and promise not to spite
I will tell you a story, when I was not in my glory
grade one, a new chapter
who knew my teacher would be a captor?
that’s right! I said it!
a washroom run, she did not permit
there I stood
as still as I could
but I couldn’t help wiggle, then jiggle, and out popped a nervous giggle
first I got a casual stare
not two seconds later, a frightening glare
Oh no! I thought
a quick exit I sought
I could feel the rush coming
my small feet started drumming
how could she be so cruel?
this has got to be against some rule!
and there it went
the warm stream I could not prevent
I could tell she was mad
but I had to go SO bad!
she pointed the way out
boy! Did she shout!
“go to the loo! You twitsy-poo”!

Oh. So you thought that was it?
why don’t you take another short sit
to the principals office I walked down
sporting a most shameful frown
she also looked unimpressed
thank goodness, I was wearing a dress
my underwear was wet but my clothes remained dry
if I had to wear lost and found clothes again, I surely would cry
I pictured Mrs. Marriotti as a belly dancer
while she called mom for dry underwear, but there was no answer
I was vexed, with what happened next
you’ll never believe me
the travesty that was caused by my pee
not only was I humiliated, and my new teacher I did annoy
but the underwear I had to wear for the day was made for a BOY!

Diana-Marie Bombardieri
January 30, 2012
CONTEST - Dr. Seuss is on the loose (G. Rix)

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  1. Date: 2/12/2012 3:09:00 AM
    DIANA,, stopping by to wish you a SWEET VALENTINE.. AND A WONDERFUL , congratulations... ON your wonderful win In this awesome contest. Enjoyed ;-) . have yourself a wonderful valentines. @lways & @lways *xox~PD

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 2:06:00 PM
    What a sad story. Mike

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 11:22:00 AM
    Congratulations to you on your placement in Gwen's "Dr. Seuss" contest Diana-Marie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 1:32:00 AM
    Congratulations, i was bought up in boys clothes becuase my older sister was shorter than me. I know how you felt. Well done you rival your mother x

  1. Date: 2/6/2012 10:56:00 PM
    Ha! A Seuss-esque poem including Loo, poo, pee and underwear, and I am a sucker for it! Great story to boot. Diane-Marie, a souper congratulations on your win in Gwendolen's contest!

  1. Date: 2/6/2012 8:17:00 PM
    Congrats. dear daughter on your special win, I will be looking forward to your book, love you girl, see you in the morning, I'm excited.xxxmom

  1. Date: 2/6/2012 2:38:00 PM
    What a sweet write. Congratulations on your win in Diane's contest.

  1. Date: 2/6/2012 2:28:00 PM
    The judges laughed when they got to the last lines, Vie..WHO WOULD of thought?? ha ha. You do well with stories in rhyme...def your strong suit! Congrats in a very very competitive contest where the laugh meter had the final say.. Love, Gwendolen

  1. Date: 2/5/2012 4:56:00 AM
    Ouch! Very "Warming" story of an Aweful time for you...DOn't worry...nearly the same exact thing happened to Penny Samms back in 1st grade (with me). Her Brother Kevin, supplied the spare pair of boy shorts for Pretty Penny Not so Pretty as she please, didn't look so pretty with her panties at her knees, and the pee was a runnin' free! hee hee!

  1. Date: 2/4/2012 1:15:00 PM
    Cute story and shame on the teacher . Keep up the good work. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 10:08:00 AM
    Diana-marie this had me chuckling and thinking about all the times when i was an infant i saw this occur , thank you for the smiles and best of luck in the contest Declan xx

    Bombardieri Avatar Diana-Marie Bombardieri
    Date: 1/31/2012 10:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Only I wasn't an infant. I was in grade one! I remember this day like it was yesterday! It was the first time in my life I think I actually felt humility.
  1. Date: 1/31/2012 10:01:00 AM
    an awesome write and excellent entry Diana-Marie.. much success in Gwen's contest.. appreciate your sweet comments on my poetry luv..

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 7:16:00 AM
    It is exciting to see the replenishment of new poetry here everyday when I log on. I enjoy the diverse poetry so I am never bored by most of what I read. I am happy to have read your poetry this morning Diana-Marie. I hope that you might be able to find the time to read some of the other poetry here also. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/30/2012 3:07:00 PM
    I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants, oh girl you are priceless! love, mom

    Bombardieri Avatar Diana-Marie Bombardieri
    Date: 1/30/2012 3:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks mum:) I remember it like it was yesterday!