Uglier Than Sin

(This is a fictional poem) Every woman changes after we go on a date. They become lesbians when they were previously straight. I'm not popular with women because good looks is what I lack. I'm getting tired of looking at mirrors because they always crack. One woman screamed and lost bladder control when I kissed her. Maybe the reason why I'm so ugly is because my parents are brother and sister. I only go on blind dates and women never like what they see. They find it more appealing to date each other than to date me.