Two Nose Holes
Often wondered why we have two nose holes
When one would obviously do
And why does our hair keep growing and growing
Could save thousands if it never grew
Some other things I've been pondering lately
The number of our fingers and toes
Most of us counted five on each hand and foot
Before what our computers disclosed
Okay, one last thing, if we didn't have two legs
We fall on our bums all day long
We'd have to hop along like Hopalong Cassidy
Singing Hopalong Cassidy songs
Often wondered why we have two nose holes
When one would obviously do
Of course whenever we catch a very bad cold
We'd drip all the way to Timbuktu
© Jack Ellison 2015
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015
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