Two Best Friend Gnomes
Two best friend gnomes, Scotty and Knotty
Went to Florida, and were pretty naughty.
Their girlfriends found out and acted haughty
Their names were Marilda TeeHee and Dotty.
We can drink if we want, Scotty said on the phone.
Knotty kept his mouth shut, for he wanted to bone.
When he got home of course, he said on the phone.
No chance of that Dotty replied, unless you do it alone.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2022
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