'twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

'Twas the night before Thanksgiving And all through the forest All the turkeys were gathered From the richest to poorest For a meeting was called To plan their revenge For all of their loved ones Who were ever cooked or singed Now this turkey rebellion Was long overdue How would they get even? And what would they do? I was there that night When their meeting adjourned Keep reading this poem To see what I learned This meeting went on For what seemed like an hour 'Til a gobbler stepped forth In their circle of power Now all the turkeys agreed To this gobbler's idea They'd all eat some exlax And give them diarrhea No matter how they cooked it Bake it or boil it The humans would spend All day on the toilet So, remember this Thanksgiving As you try to relax Have plenty of TP For those sudden attacks