Tv Wars

In our home TV choices Are subject to much debate Programmes one may like Can make another feel irate Its Friday night tonight So it’s with a sense of doom I see tonights selection Playing in the living room…….. Car programmes of every kind Rally, racing and repairs Like ‘Extreme Suzuki 4x4’ - It’s the stuff of my nightmares And wait, there’s so much more Of ‘Global Investigator’ calibre How about ‘Mysteries of the Deep’ And ‘Paranormal Caught on Camera’? Theres ‘Storage Wars’ and ‘River Monsters’ And ‘Islands’, both ‘Oak’ and ‘Snake’ But for me it’s ‘Expedition Unknown’ That really takes the bloody cake I find none of this inspiring And I’m feeling quite unhinged As payback I will subject them To a ‘British Bake Off’ binge