Turkey Duck and Junior

Turkey Duck And Junior Some days like Sundays, turkeys are not too smart They don’t go to church or drive cars or sing opera One Sunday a turkey mated with a duck The duck became confused for some odd reason In its own language and vernacular it stated Get off of me you simple; something that rhymed with duck The turkey did not comply It did continue in its sinful mission without permission Later on an egg popped out of one of them Neither one owned up The shell cracked open suddenly and then It did not quack. It did not gobble After looking in a mirror the thing stated succinctly Please return me to my shell immediately I promise not to tell what you idiots have done to me The turkey spun in circles counter clockwise The duck swam backwards in the pond Neither one responded responsibly Junior found a shot gun and some shells It shouted, I don’t know who you bird brains are But if you are mom and dad you better marry Or learn how to turkey up or duck I know how to use this weaponry To solve matters of illegitimacy