Tube Ambition

Tube Ambition I wanna be one under, I bin' thinkin' it's the safest bet; I haven't the skill to get any thrill, From being on this planet. Yea, I done tole me Ma, She said "yor jes like yor Da"; "He went an don it and how We slum it, go on, leave me now." I wanna be one under, Famous, y'know, for a while; Can see me photo, in the Metro, So I'll try to keep on a smile. Yeah, don' say I'm not ambitious, I may be on the dole; But I can get in them history books, By bein' in a hole. I wanna be one under, I tole my friends the same; But now the blasted tube's on strike, My plans are done today. Yeah, I used to be a no-gooder, But now I found what I like; I'm cyclin' through the streets of London, Thank crikey for Boris's bike ! I don' wanna be one under, What, me, I'm under progression; I've seen the worst, now time for best, Forget the bloody recession.