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Trying To Loose

Weight, she thought about trying to loose; Wanted to give up and say what is the use? So her whole body, she started to analyze Started off with hips and then to her thighs. Each gluteal was great on each side of rear end And now we always knew what she did intend In something that she said which was discrete I will put all of my fat flat onto a cookie sheet. Now she only eats three raisin cookies a day So weight which she has will all go away Which swiftly all went as smooth as silk When she ate cookies with a glass of milk. Of course, to no one would we want to lie We threw each piece of pie up into the sky Wanted to marry her and I made a proposal She threw rest of food down garage disposal.

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Date: 3/15/2014 5:07:00 AM
enjoyed reading your new work ~
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Date: 3/14/2014 9:01:00 AM
loved this write made me giggle - only diet I want is a poetry soup one! Jan xxx
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James Horn
Date: 3/14/2014 5:53:00 PM
Messed up. Read was supposed to be rear. Glad you liked it. Jim Horn

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