Truth of Our President

If God had a voicemail how would you leave your comment Tell him verbs of truth, or lie like the president "We are winning at this pointless war" "Dont fear your neighbor, unless a towel hangs on their door" "Let me frisk your child for that bomb" "As I do I will finger them, like I did to Saddam" "Let us liberate another to fight for me" "Just like we did when we faught against Russion thieves" "Oh yeah that did not work out as planned" "We funded Alqueda, to fight for the dammed" "Now look at them blowing up over our religion" "Taking my words of hate and secretion" "But my people I promise a resolution" "Like when Jesus died on the cross of restitution" "Let me dangle this carrot in front of you" "Hopefully my lies and deciet pull off as true" "And when it comes to vote for another clown" "Just think that all the fcuked up things are brown" "Oops did I say that into the mic thats on" "Let me throw up like pop did on the lap of Mayazawa" "Maybe they wont noticed what I said of abusing my power" "So please vote again for me" "I know 2 terms is the max but let it be" So if you called the Lord in his den I hope you tell the truth and not like HIM.