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Congratulations to Donald Trump Who gave Hillary Clinton the dump She looked as clueless as Forest Gump As voters saw her as Obama's chump Election night went bump bump, bump Republicans began to jump, jump, jump Democrats now in a slump, slump, slump Their throats feeling a lump, lump, lump Supporters of Donald shaking their rumps From women who are pleasingly plump To the proud soldier revealing his stump Nary a reveler with the face of a grump He managed to get over a critical hump Speaking about women he wanted to pump Turn up the volume, listen to the thump Of our 45th president, Donald Trump John j jr