Trip To the Heaven Hotel

Hello, there How you doing? Good, I hope Now, I am going to tell you of the tale About the woman who set sail for the Heaven Hotel Now, this lady was no ordinary lady Why, you could even say she had a touch that was heavenly This lady would have to be my good old Granny Now everyone loved my Granny, But some things loved her in way That makes you want to stay away For you see, She had a terrible cancer who wouldn’t leave her be. As hard as she fought, The mean old cancer would not leave her be Now, She fought long and hardly, But that dang old cancer won eventually She passed away, in a very sad way On top of the big sea, she sailed tenaciously, Some say she sailed like a pirate at open sea Until she finally got to the place when Heaven be And surely as can be, next to J and G was waiting my uncle Billy Just waiting to see that she make it into Heaven safely She mounted with him on a horse that was so heavenly, As rare and fair as you would ever see Helping her arrive just in the nick of time So she could say, Mother I have arrived at the Heaven Hotel