Tribute To Flatulence

I like beans - They are my favorite food. I like beans - There's nothing quite as good. I like beans - There are so many kinds. I like beans - All of them taste so fine. Boil em,Bake em,Steam em,Fry em Any way they're cooked,I'll try em. I like beans.I like beans. I like beans - I play a little game. I like beans - Use them to spell my name. I like beans - My mouth is getting wetter. I like beans - I slowly eat each letter. Savor every tasty biteful. There are few things as delightful I like beans.I like beans. I like beans - Mash em into a paste. I like beans - I smear it on my face. I like beans - When it gets dry enough. I like beans - I peel away the stuff. Makes my skin as smooth as glass. So soft just like a baby's ass. I like beans.I like beans. Pinto. Lima. Turtle. Navy. In a stew with lots of gravy. Red and Pink and Black and White. I scarf em down all day and night. Garbanzo. Lentil. Kidney. Butter. Eat em till I'm six feet under. I like beans! I like beans! I like beans! I LIKE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!