Tree Hugger

I'm getting sick of tree huggers always hugging trees this kinda dumb seems pretty stupid to me i said trees aren't meant to be hugged dude he just turned and said screw you and then he said you're just jealous because we're getting married. so i went over there and punched him in the eye and then i set the tree on fire then it died and i walked away as he cried that was the end of the tree hugger's life.