Travel Bidet

Travel Bidet Do you miss your bidet When you are away Have I got a treat for you It is now travel sise For those bidet wise Who crave it for part of their loo It’s a great gift to get For the squeaky-clean set And while I’m not the kind who would choose it You might feel timid at first But with your first squirts You’ll find you gush every time that you use it Uncle Mike might be teasing But if you find it pleasing Please don’t you share T.M.I. The things that you do In your own private loo Are not things you share with a guy