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Travel Bidet

Travel Bidet

Do you miss your bidet
When you are away
Have I got a treat for you
It is now travel sise
For those bidet wise
Who crave it for part of their loo
It’s a great gift to get
For the squeaky-clean set
And while I’m not the kind who would choose it
You might feel timid at first
But with your first squirts
You’ll find you gush every time that you use it

Uncle Mike might be teasing
But if you find it pleasing
Please don’t you share T.M.I.
The things that you do
In your own private loo
Are not things you share with a guy

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  1. Date: 2/8/2013 2:20:00 PM
    thanks for the laugh, uncle mike! love it!